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• Trump’s narcissism runs rampant – he postpones COVID-19 Relief until after the Presidential Election … Will Republican Congressmen revolt?
• Trudeau Liberals approve first high-speed COVID-19 test
• Watergate’s Carl Bernstein calls Trump “homicidally negligent” … Trump prohibits contact tracing of Rose Garden SNAFUers
• B.C. Greens want four-day work week – free child care
• If you wear a mask indoors, you cut COVID-19 risk 25% says survey 
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  Mr. Fumble-Bum and Mr. Dress-Up

  Trudeau Liberals spend $213,000 defending small debts claim against fumble-bum cabinet minister Seamus O’Regan

• U.S. Centers for Disease Control declare COVID-19 can spread more than six feet  – U.S. experts say health officials are too vague about how COVID-19 spreads 
• To the tune of $1-Billion, Greens will straighten out B.C.’s failed mental health care 
• Trudeau’s Federal Bureaucrats learned nothing from 2003 SARS attack … in 2020 they failed to shield doctors, nurses, many other health workers from COVID-19!!!
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  “Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel” … Dr. Samuel Johnson

  Infectious Trump bullys himself out of safe isolation in a military hospital – claims he’s learned his lesson – quickly proves he hasn’t – puts fellow citizens in lethal risk – dumps his mask

• Developer launches truly ugly 15-story condo skyscraper in Victoria

• See – Narcissism wins out: Narcissitic,  infectious Trump pulls rank – puts lives at risk – forces Walter Reed Hospital to release him   … even though Trump’s doctor admits Trump’s “not out of the woods”
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  SNAFU in the Rose Garden October 3

  After the SNAFU in the Rose Garden  – Here are the High Trumpzis who have caught COVID-19

• Biden easily licks Trump in most recent polls of Popular Vote 53% to 44%; Electoral Vote: Biden beats Trump 319 to 164 (55 Electoral Votes are toss-ups)
• In full COVID-19 infectious mode, beset by a narcissistic panic attack  – Trump greets supporters from SUV driven through  the streets surrounding Walter Reed Hospital

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  Trump’s doctor – Osteopah Sean Conley

  Trump’s latest SNAFU – He “messed up” America’s response to COVID-19 – Biden 9  percentage points ahead of Trump – His blood/oxygen level drops suddenly twice – Whitehouse staffers lie and Trump’s doctors sidestep – What “SNAFU” means (Trump could write “The Art of the SNAFU” about his business career) – how his  SNAFU of COVID-19  catches up with Trump … his condition is risky … What are Trump’s risks?

• Trump’s doctor – Sean Conley – the lead doctor you saw on October 3 – doesn’t have an MD degree!!! Conley is an osteopath
• Blindsided by Horgan’s “double-cross” B.C. Greens manage to select 74 Election candidates – just 13 short of a full slate
• 830,000 Canadians have given back COVID-19 benefits – voluntarily – Feds suspiect 20,000 of cheating
• B.C. Greens’ Furstenau praises the idea of another minority government – no single party should wield  absolute power
• Greens nominate 18-year-old “teen queen” in  Vancouver Island’s Saanich South to run in B.C.’s October Election
• Even Victoria Chamber of Commerce demands action on mental health crisis
• Aurora – the pot company – marries pot and predatory capitalism – but not happily 

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• Helicopter flies Trump to hospital!!!

• Trump lied – has COVID-19 symptoms – tested positive 
• B.C. Greens will end For-Profit Old Folks Homes
• How we’ve mismanaged our forests!!!

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  Commission will “shut up” nastiness

  Debate bosses will clip Trump’s “nasty” wings

• Old Folks Homes Homes – B.C. Greens’ Furstenau declares she’ll act with urgency won’t  “tinker around the edges” … B.C. beats Ontario for fighting COVID-19 … Because 24% of B.C. Homes are For Profit versus 58% in Ontario?
• B.C. COVID-19 shoots up
• B.C. Cities want more revenue – without strings attached … Homeless swamp B.C. Cities – their mayors  cry HELP!!!
• Too many eggs in one basket!!! Victoria’s Harbour bosses – got 70% of revenues from cruise-ships – whistle past the grave yard – forlornly waiting for their return 

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  The Winner

  Biden beats Trump in Tuesday’s Debate by proving he’s not senile … The Debate …  Associated Press Fact Check of  “Debate“ – Trump lied like a Nazi Propaganda Minister  …  Biden made minor misstatements e.g. it was Washington’s Kapital Kops not the U.S. military who tear-gassed Washington protesters – escorted Trump to upside-down Bible ceremony

• Trump owes close to $500 Million. Is  Trump bankrupt again? Security experts worry bad actors (like Russia?) will blackmail him!!!
• Mr. and Ms. Victoria: If you suspect you’ve got COVID-19 – phone HeeHaw (aka “VIHA’ ; aka “Island Health”) – they say they intend to call you back in 24 hours … The streets of Hell are paved with good intentions. Bring in someone who knows how to get things done!!!
• B.C.: The perils of calling “snap” elections

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  Premier-in-Waiting Furstenau?

  Not for the first time a Third Party (The Green Party) may come out leading the B.C. Government – Who is Green Leader Sonia Furstenau? A fighter who wins!!!

• How airlines gyp cancelled flight victims (and the Trudeau Liberals wink and nod): The “Conact airline first” clause

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  A lousy businessman outed!!!

  The New York Times outs the truth about Trump – Went over Trump’s tax returns – Some Billionaire!!! – Without Daddy Fred Trump he’d be “selling watches on the streets of New York” – He paid $750 tax last year – none in ten years before

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  Horgan – Why did he bring down the sky?

  • Trump approves Alaskan Railway to  build $22 Billion line from Alaska to Fort McMurray, Alberta and ship oil to Asia  … the former Lieutenant Governor of Alaska chairs the railway … Why not ship the oil from Canada? Justin Trudeau has nixed shipping oil from Northern B.C. – In 2019 he shoved through – over Alberta’s  strong protest – Chapter 26 – Bill C-48 – The Notorious “Oil Tanker Moratorium Act” 

  Was B.C. Premier Horgan pushed to call silly snap election?

• China claims she has created, has tested, uses COVID-19 vaccine!!!
• Trump’s Portland Nazi Rally fizzles
• Trump pushes right-wing “Charismatic Catholic”  woman for U.S. Supreme Court … AND … Wikipedia:  Who is Amy Coney Barrett?
• Geoff Johnson – retired teacher – feels for  The Spoiled Generation

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  The Priner’s Devil\

  Former B.C. Green Leader – Andrew Weaver – announces he supports NDP in Provincial Election …Curiouser and curiouser???? 

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  U.S. Nazi Rally

  Nazi-like-Trump refuses to swear off violence if he loses election

• Trump’s Nazi “Proud Boys” gang up on Portland Oregon
• Nurses can now prescribe opioids – deliver them – save lives through Victoria’s Forbes Pharmacy

• Half of Manitoba COVID-19 positives cavorted in bars and eateries
• B.C.’s Green Leader – former ally – calls B.C. Premier Horgan a liar

• How you can vote by mail in the B.C. Election (Elections B.C. 1-800-661-8683)
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  The Old Timer from Pincher Creek

  Judge sentences dangerously violent low-life Beacon Hill veteran bully to only nine months for continuous vicious crimes — Victoria Times Colonist, September 25/20 … back in the Old Days any  judge worth his salt would have laid on the maximum 

• Defying budget-balancers, pressured by Federal NDP, Trudeau Liberals restore $500 per week COVID-19 payments

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  Republican Senate Leader, Mitch McConnell turns on Trump

  U.S. Republicans Mutiny against Trump – because of Trump’s Nazi-style threats

• 87% of Canadians believe government should force Canadians to wear masks …Why Masks Work!!!
• B.C. Premier Horgan and his advisors invent Excuse #5 for election – homelessness … AND … more excuses
• Canadian daily COVID count hits 1,000 – In March the count hit only 47 … Hits “Spoiled Generation” hard
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• 83% of Canadians believe government should force Canadians to wear masks
• Judge sends “ worst of the worst” drunk driver to 15 years in prison for 24th offence
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  Nanaimo’s Woodgrove Shopping Centre

  You can’t set foot in this Nanaimo shopping centre without a temperature check and a mask

B.C. Premier (“It’s Getting Elected Stupid”) Horgan listens to pointy-headed advisors – calls snap October 24 election  … Did this Political Science Prof book-learn  Horgan’s wet-behind-the ears NDP advisors? Says he:  “politics in a minority government situation is about getting a majority”. Weathered, long-standing, highly respected political correspondent Les Leyne calls Horgan a “double-double-crosser”! Leyne points out that Horgan is legally bound and has agreed with the B.C. Greens not to hold an election until October 24, 2021 – Leyne feels Horgan is phonier than former premier WACKY Bennett and his 1950s anti-socialist campaigns.

• University of Victoria fines Spoiled Kids for breaking Virus Rules with massive party
• Over 200,000 Americans die of COVID-19
• B.C. creates six more “mental-health teams”
• Some “Public Health” doctors pinpoint – but others do not!!! – the “real” symptoms of COVID-19 . Some doctors kick sore throats and runny noses out of  the seven “real” symptoms wich are:

1. 1. 1.Fever
   2. 2.Chills
   3. 3.Cough
   4. 4.Shortness of breath
   5. 5.Loss of sense of smell or taste
   6. 6.Diarrhea
   7. 7.Nausea or Vomiting 

Doctors – You’re dangerously  making fools of yourselves – by not singing from the same songbook.

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  The Printer’s Devil

  COVID-19 strikes both Federal Tory and Separatist Leaders

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  The two precious Victoria heritage buildings are in the cener

  A Vancouver Developer – enabled by city staff – again tries to bury Victoria history under six-story Stalinist apartment block unconnected to Victoria’s Waterfront … prominent Heritage expert Nick Russel reveals the two very old historic buildings lusted over by the Developer could dynamically lead citizens down to life on the harbour; the B.C. Maritime Museum (recently exiled to land-locked Langford) could place floating exhibits on the harbour under the site. And says Mr. Russell: ‘Mr. Developer – Please stop calling the site “Junk”!!!’

• 20% of Canadian COVID-19 hits nurses, doctors and other Health Care workers BUT only 10% of World COVID-19 hits Health Care workers
• Deaths
  John Turner – fallen Liberal “Dream in Motion”
  Robert Gore – Inventor of Gortex

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  Lawyer Paddy Nolan

  Liberal U.S. Supreme Court Judge Ginsburg dies – Republicans will try to shoe-horn Right-Winger in to replace her – time is against them – Trump has only 45 days until the November Election!!! 

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  Victoria Patio

  Victoria and B,C. let Restaurants keep patios till Fall 2021 … Let’s hope this stays on for ever!!!

• Another good reason for Victoria Region to amalgamate – The Oak Bay Double Standard – High-falutin’  Oak Bay NIMBY/nixes helping homeless BUT demands free Victoria City fire protection 
• B.C. teachers sue B.C. Government in Labour Relations Board over dangerous C-19 conditions in schools 

• • BC NDP “Recovery Plan” light on tourism – heavy on fat cat tax breaks 
  • B.C. company invents mouthwash/C-19 test – B.C. Health Boss Dr. Bonnie Henry will use it
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    Horgan

    B.C. NDP Leader Horgan – hasn’t decided to call an early election – messes up press conference – NDP Heavy Thinkers want the Election – C-19 Fighters don’t … if Langford John calls Election – B.C. goes back to Polarized Politics

  • If Trump loses – will that end tight-wad Reganomics? 
  • “Whistle-blower” Julian Assuage tells British Court Trump offered to drop  “whistle-blower” charges to get Trump  or Russian Dictator Putin off the hook!!!

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  Victoria’s Homeless

  Facts about Victoria homelessness – 70% aged 25 to 54 … 61% permanently homeless … 30% grew up in foster care … 2/3 drug addicts … 40% are disabled!!! … B.C.’s mental health treatment not up to the job … to help employrs government helps single mothers but not other singles 

• In May and June – one in four Canadians couldn’t make their credit-card payments 
• Only bank branch on B.C.’s Pender Island closes – islanders must buy ferry ticket to get cash
• Electoral votes are what count in November’s Election for next President  – Polls give Biden 268 … Trump 169 – but its closer than it looks  and Trump leads on The Economy – 50% and rising … Biden 43% … 270 = Winner takes All

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    Doer Norman Spector

    With this open letter to B.C.’s Lieutenant General, Norman Spector – the Mr. Do of Vancouver Island – may have stopped NDP Premier Horgan from calling a Provincial Election

• • To fight overdoses – B.C.’s Health boss – Bonnie Henry – allows nurses to prescribe drugs
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    Stalin Classic

    Developers – enabled by city staff – again try to bury Victoria history under six-story Stalinist apartment block

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    Trump’s Bill Barr

    Trump’s Himmler – Bill Barr – flies off the handle

 

• Vancouver Island’s “Island Health” struggles  – with great incompetence – connecting to islanders who want to report they have contracted C-19 Virus
• Many of Canada’s Spoiled Generation claim C-19 virus is “overblown”
• Another stabbing in Victoria’s Beacon Hill Park Homeless Camp
• All about U.S. “Healthcare” – and C-19 and the November Election
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  Chinese Secret Police Headquarters

  U.S. warns citizens: Stay Away from China and Hong Kong and their Secret Police

• Trudeau Liberals U.S. Trumpzi Billionaire to traipse around Toronto without quarantine

• Forest fire smoke kills mail but B.C. NDP forces children into schools
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  Gone to a Los Angeles hedge fund

  U.S. Hedge Fund gobbles up Mountain Equipment Co-op … What’s happened to laws that used to stop monopolies and foreign takeovers  – The Trudeau “Liberals” love monopolies (and hedge funds) – what’s good for Bay Street – the Liberals say – is good for Canada!!!

• Is the NDP’s Horgan – like a male member in heat – going fo forgo winning the Virus War to win the Next Election … Green Leader scolds former ally Horgan “you have a responsibility to govern, not play politics” … Cartoonist Raeside pictures Horgan’s decision making process … https://images.glaciermedia.ca/polopoly_fs/1.24203171.1600167521!/fileImage/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_804/tc-28369-web-raeside-premier-rgb-jpg.jpg
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  It’s on The Right and The Left

  Xenophobic lying in U.S. politics is not a one-way street – Trump says he doesn’t know what causes climate change … on that evidence alone,  U.S.’s Liberal National Public Radio misspeaks – claims “Trump Denies Climate Change” … Let’s get down to the business of steering the country not hitting below the belt!!!

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  The Clouds of Venus!!!

  Scientists think  acid-spewing microbes may live right next door in The Clouds of Venus 

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  For Everyone!!!

  Trudeau Liberals may soon guarantee every Canadian a basic income … Their top priority is A Guaranteed Basic Income 

• The University of Victoria gets 35% of its revenue  from rich foreign students  … in the Age of C-19, B.C. colleges are hooked on a risky business!!!
• B.C. NDP will allow local governments to ban plastic bags 
• Trudeau Liberals may quickly buy up vacant houses for homeless
• From none –  Canadian Homelessness has grown and grown and grown in the last 40 years … Finland has a solution!!! 

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  The Lady Who’s Known as Lou

  Your chances of catching  C-19 twice as high if you eat in restaurants

• Even “Global Warming” mathematical modellers  admit more than so-called “Climate Change” (“Greenhouse Gases” caused by humans) stoke California fires 
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  Baffin Island Beach Scene

  Boss Bacon pleads guilty to multiple murders and drug peddling but judge lets him leave jail after 51/2 more years … Boss Bacon deserves a winter vacation in Baffin Island!!! As for the judge?

• It’s likely that Trudeau Liberal Government will guarantee everyone a basic income
• Canada’s Language Boss will investigate WE Charity, Trudeau, Morneau
• Canadian Law dictates that B.C. must house everyone
• B.C. will spend $ 6 Billion fighting C-19 Virus
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  B.C. Old Growth Forest

  B.C. stops cutting over 3/4 of Her Old-Growth Forests

• B.C.’s NDP 20% more popular than B.C.’s “Liberals” – will Premier Horgans call an early election?
• Judge throws for profit doctor out of B.C. Supreme Court
• Cartoonist Adrian Raeside laughs at “Social Distancing” – B.C. style 
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  B.C.’s Premier Horgan

  B.C.’s NDP 20% more popular than B.C.’s “Liberals” – will Premier Horgan call an early election?

• Judge throws for profit doctor out of B.C. Supreme Court
• Cartoonist Adrian Raeside laughs at “Social Distancing” – B.C. style 

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  Oak Bay Retiree – Lord Strathcona – He built the CPR – a Kapitalist’s Kapiitalist – Klawed his way to the top – needs protection from the Great Unwashed

  Chamber of Commerce and Generation Spoiled howl – B.C. NDP rolls out new $1.6 Billion Anti-C-19 Plan – shuts night clubs – shuts bars after 10 PM – hires 7,000 Old-Age Home workers (some from night clubs and bars) – 100 Contract Tracers – Testing doubled to 20,000 per day – a hospital in your home

• Victoria Regional Government shuts homeless out of 235 empty homes – goes NIMBY (Not in My Back Yard) for Oak Bay big shots … Oak Bay’s Council’s first priority is NIMBY 

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  Lawyer Paddy Nolan

  U.S. Justice Department wants U.S. Taxpayer to pay for Trump’s rape defence and wants to stall case until after U.S. Election   

• The Annals of Political Korrectness … Victoria Times Colonist renames a “fisherman” a “commercial herring harvester”
• Trump be damned – nine BigPharmas pledge not to unsafely short circuit C-19 vaccine research 

• B.C. Teachers Union wants to make elementary school kids wear masks –  Horgan’s NDP says that medicine is too strong … https://www.timescolonist.com/news/b-c/b-c-teachers-encouraged-to-create-culture-of-mask-wearing-in-class-1.24199092  … Forget about all the politically correct mumbo jumbo – teachers should administer mask-non-wearing with a good boot in the backside 

• Goofy couple wanted to announce their kid’s gender – burned down 20 square miles of dry California forest 
• To change history – someone sprayed red paint on Victoria Harbour’s Captain Cook statue … What’s the true story of Captain Cook?
• How police should behave – Sir Robert (“Bobby”) Peel’s Nine Principles of Policing

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  The Printer’s Devil

  Victoria City councillors kick homeless out of Centennial Square –  three days later, flip – welcome them back in – BUT Downtown merchants want homeless out

• Does Russian antiC-19 virus work?
• Vaccine developer announces progress – price of developer’s shares soars – developer’s executives dump $90 million of shares
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  Bought for homeless

  B.C. buys dilapidated building for $1.8 million to house 40 Victoria homeless

• Right-wing nut cases sidestep Facebook to organize militia violence … Federal Kops kill accused Left-Wing extremist

 

• Trump nixes U.S. Budget-balancers (and Trump supporters?) who want to shut down the free-speaking Stars and Stripes newspaper for American GIs sailors and airmen

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  Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel

  U.S. officials say Trump called war dead Americans “suckers and losers” – Trump panics at loss of military vote … Trump’s dad – a draft-dodger – put draft-dodger doctrine in Trump’s head – Trump was also a draft-dodger – so was his grandfather 

• A C-19 vaccine by November – real or Trump over-blow?
• New Tory Leader said he will sell off CBC – Did he say it to suck up to Tyrannosaurus Tories? Maybe O’Toole is a Tyronnosaurus Tory dressed up as an Eastern corporation lawyer – Who Knows? O’Toole remains a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma
• U.S. Budget-balancers (and Trump?) want to shut down the free-speaking Stars and Stripes newspaper for American GIs sailors and airmen
• Victoria City councillors kick homeless out of Centennial Square –  three days later, flip – welcome them back in

• Even Telecom Monopoly’s Kangaroo Kourt  admits Telus lies about cellphone costs
• Trump orders Trump supporters to vote twice

Oak Bay, B.C.  – one of Canada’s most privileged communities – practices big-time NIMBY (NOT IN MY BACK YARD) stalling – in dire emergency, Oak Bay fights shelter for unprivileged homeless in empty-ready-to-use building

• B.C. bureaucrats stall giving information to  B.C.’s citizens
• Yet Again Trudeau unzips big yap … supports Queen’s representative over complaining workers. The “Liberal” Trudeau is – in all but name – an entitlement Tory. Deputy PM Freeland diplomatically keeps her mouth shut
• November 2019, 33% of Alberta and 27% of Saskatchewan want independence from Canada

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  Developer Mariash

  Developer Ken Mariash wants to rape Esquimalt B.C.’s seafront with 30-story apartment blocks

• Trump copies Orson Wells “War of the Worlds” – Trump spreads Nazi-tactic lie –  an airplane (or was it a flying saucer?) full of dark-suited aliens is descending on “somewhere” in the U.S.
• Tory support drops after O’Toole elected leader
• Cartoonist Adrian Raeside lampoons travels of homeless around Victoria parks
• How a drop in B.C.’s credit rating can cost big bucks
• How China fights C-19 – Chinese wash citizens who are not “ethnic Chinese”  down with acid – pour Chinese “medicine” down their throats
• Big Oil wants Trump to force Kenya to use more plastic bags and bottles

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  Trudeau and Chinese dictator Xi

  Trudeau drags his feet while China squeezes freedom out of Hong Kong

• While tourism sinks – tourism-ships – creatively – clean up B.C.’s coastline

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  John Ware – Alberta/Texas Rancher

  Trump stokes up Nazi rally in Portland – someone kills Trumpzi Storm Trooper 

• Germany gives to Old Folks’ Care prestige – decent pay – lots of training –  AND THEY’RE NEVER RUN FOR PROFIT – it works!!! 

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  Metis General Gaabriel Dumont

  Montreal Kopy-Kat Kop Defunders riot –  rip down statue of Canada’s founder, John A. Macdonald  … John A. didn’t think up racist residential schools but – to pander to the fanatically racist Orange Lodge – did lynch Metis leader Louis Riel

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  Eye-Opener Editor Bob Edwards

  WestJet rules “No Mask – One Year – No Fly” … WestJet has more guts than B.C.’s  NDP Premier Horgan!!!

• LowLife throws away needle in park – teenager sits down on grass – needle stabs teenager… the LowLife is dangerous to be at large – society should coop him up like a mad dog BUT Victoria – half-heartedly posts politically correct warning signs 
  

  President Pinocchio

  Every dead American President – including Warren (“Wobbly Warren”)  Harding  and Richard (“Tricky Dicky”) Nixon – turns in his grave – Every live President blushes – the Pinocchio of worldwide politics, Donald Trump, steals the U.S. White House (the People’s House), to stage a rally of over 1,000 sweaty closely-packed, maskless keeners – sprays them with lies and lies and more lies … Here are some of the lies Pinocchio  told at the White House on August 27

• Centennial Square homeless camp – close to Victoria’s City Hall – is “untenable” says Mayor Helps – decision on Beacon Hill camp close to taxpayers’ homes is left swinging in the wind

• • How B.C. children will go back to school 
  • Demographics of B.C.’s C-19 Deaths: 0-19 = 0; 20-39 = 0; 40-59 = 7; 60-79 = 53; Over 80 = 136 
  • Being alone is bad for “teenagers” say almost all shrinks
  • Committee of all BC MLAs tells NDP to shrink number of agencies ruling doctors, dentists and other health pros from 20 to six … https://nationalpost.com/pmn/news-pmn/canada-news-pmn/cut-b-c-health-regulatory-colleges-to-six-to-improve-public-protection-report … How about shrinking he number of Victoria local governments from 13 to one?
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    Captain Cook painted red

    Phantom protesters give Captain Cook  coat of red paint

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    Bastion Square “mural”

    Shades of Diego Rivera – Artists hired by Victoria’s Establishment paint Anti-Kop symbol close-to-City Hall mural … In 1932 the Rockefeller family hired Mexican Communist painter Diego Rivera to paint a big  mural for Rockefeller Centre in New York … Rivera painted in a portrait of Bolshevik founder Vladimir Lenin – the Rockefellers destroyed the mural but Rivera made them pay for it …   

    

    Lenin mural on Rockefeller Centre

• Are Alberta Drug Stores selling C-19 testing? … For how much? Isn’t this illegal under The Canada Health Act?
• Driving Coach Steve Wallace – Victoria’s bike lanes are paid for by Canada’s Federal Government 

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    VIHA or HEEHAW?

    HEEHAW CENSORS THE VICTORIA TIMES COLONIST – In Thursday’s print edition, The Victoria Times Colonist reported that Vancouver Island Health testing (VIHA or is it “HEEHAW”?) was paralyzed – hoards were complaining … after HeeHaw lobbied the Times Colonist  the TC pulled many of the teeth out of the story – reduced the story’s bite – published THIS LINK  on their website: https://www.tricitynews.com/news/high-demand-for-covid-19-testing-sparks-long-waits-at-help-line-1.24188658 … we have saved the print edition in our archives

• B.C. NDP lets schools open September 10 … https://www.timescolonist.com/news/local/school-districts-reveal-restart-plans-for-sept-10-return-to-classes-1.24193066
• Trudeau Liberals love monopolies – Liberal darling Telus Megalopoly gobbles up Price’s Alarms of Victoria … http://www.timescolonist.com/business/telus-buys-family-owned-price-s-alarms-as-it-expands-security-services-1.24193165 

• LowLife throws away needle in park – teenager sits down on grass – needle stabs teenager … https://www.timescolonist.com/news/local/surge-of-warnings-about-discarded-uncapped-syringes-needle-in-grass-pokes-teen-s-back-1.24192484 … the lowlife is dangerous to be at large – society should coop him up like a mad dog
• This Victoria Harbour statue lived – sadly,  he died on August 6 … https://www.pressreader.com/canada/times-colonist/20200826/281483573763630
• Drug pedlars prosper – soar – 175 B.C. deaths in July … https://www.ottawamatters.com/national-news/calls-for-safer-supply-of-drugs-as-bc-records-175-overdose-deaths-in-july-2661982
• Doctors Union feuds with Alberta’s right-wing government over pay … https://www.therecord.com/ts/news/canada/2020/08/25/alberta-gets-new-justice-economy-ministers-in-cabinet-reset.html
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  Low Life let it (and the rest of the World) all hang out in South Dakota

  South Dakota unmasked, undistanced biker fest sprays the U.S. with C-19 Virus … https://apnews.com/3ea1a021f82fee05736f22138df90ddf

 

 

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  Eye-Opener Editor Bob Edwards

  THE HOMELESS … Victoria City Council goes negative on Beacon Hill homeless camping – goes dumbstruck on what to do with the campers !!! … Trudeau and B.C.’s Horgan should be buying ATCO camps – locating them close to town – providing bus service to them – or taking over more hotel rooms and paying for them … GET THE LEAD OUT!!! … SHOW BUDGET BALANCERS THE DOOR!!! Everyone’s entitled to shelter!!!

• Victoria Times Colonist interviews ticketed hippy-speaker facing $2,300 spoiled-kid party fine
• House lawyer Erin O’Toole beats lawyer Peter McKay for Tory leadership 57% to 43% … Erin Who?
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  Lawyer Paddy Nolan

  B.C.’s active C-19 cases shoot up … It’s about time for a crack-down on C-19 slackers!!!

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  Trump and sister in happier times

  Niece secretly tapes Trump’s sister – a U.S. Federal Judge  – Judge calls Trump cruel, lying, confused – Trump paid shill to write his college entrance exams … https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/22/politics/maryanne-trump-barry-donald-trump-mary-trump/index.html – today’s America would have jailed Trump for entrance fraud!!!

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  Kids at lethal play

  Why not punish dangerous brats with Jail and Work Camps? – Amongst much foot-dragging and wet-noodling, Victoria Kops serve Spoiled-Kid-Party-Boss with ticket to pay $2,300 fine … https://www.nsnews.com/opinion/covid-crackdown-victoria-police-issue-2-300-ticket-to-party-host-1.24190820 … B.C. NDP levies sort of big fines against spoiled-kid partying … https://www.tricitynews.com/news/party-during-pandemic-not-worth-someone-s-life-farnworth-says-as-new-fines-unveiled-1.24190278 … Every brat kid should have been charged!!!

• Low-Lifing soars in Victoria’s downtown … https://www.timescolonist.com/news/local/rise-in-downtown-crime-a-further-blow-to-struggling-victoria-businesses-1.24190614
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  Back to the days of Sir John

  Back to their roots – Tories field only wanna’ be leaders who are Eastern Anglophone lawyers … https://www.citynews1130.com/2020/08/22/federal-conservative-party-contenders/ 

• Should Canada give every human being the right to a job? … https://www.timescolonist.com/opinion/columnists/lawrie-mcfarlane-right-to-work-should-be-basic-human-entitlement-1.24190936

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  NEVER SCREAM OR RUN!!!

  The Rules of Cougar Etiquette … https://www.timescolonist.com/news/local/oh-hell-you-re-not-a-dog-saanich-woman-goes-nose-to-nose-with-a-big-cat-twice-1.24190668

• Jail/Work Camps  would work better – B.C. NDP levies sort of big fines against spoiled-kid partying … https://www.tricitynews.com/news/party-during-pandemic-not-worth-someone-s-life-farnworth-says-as-new-fines-unveiled-1.24190278  … Low-Lifing soars in Victoria’s downtown … https://www.timescolonist.com/news/local/rise-in-downtown-crime-a-further-blow-to-struggling-victoria-businesses-1.24190614
• Why Government should take back B.C. Ferries – Do Budget-Balancers – not Safety – rule the roost? … https://www.timescolonist.com/news/local/workers-claim-b-c-ferries-puts-bottom-line-ahead-of-safety-1.24190669 
• B.C. NDP makes ferry/bus riders wear masks but promise to enforce with wet noodles … https://www.timescolonist.com/news/local/masks-required-on-buses-and-ferries-starting-monday-1.24190712 
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  California Kops deny and arrest!!!

  Kops will be Kops – California sheriffs rough-up/frame black Toronto Raptors President … https://www.thestar.com/sports/raptors/opinion/2020/08/19/body-cam-video-reveals-the-truth-in-what-happened-to-masai-ujiri-it-tells-the-truth-about-america-and-canada-too.html

 

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  Democrat Biden

  Joe Biden – Democratic Presidential Pick – mobilizes Human Decency and sends it into battle against Trump … https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/biden-kindness-message-1.5694780 … Watch Biden’s speech … https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnmQr0WfSvo 

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  SuperMinister Freeland

  New Finance SuperMinister Freeland – ignores budget balancers – pours money to workers dislodged by C-19 … https://everythinggp.com/2020/08/20/liberals-to-replace-cerb-with-new-benefit-simplified-ei-program-at-cost-of-37b/

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  Ball Python

  Negligent snake freak lets python escape – again!!! – in Victoria!!! … https://www.nsnews.com/ball-python-missing-again-this-time-in-saanich-1.24189874 

• C-19 virus  forces stick-in-the-mud, fee-driven doctors into telephone conferences with patients … https://www.timescolonist.com/editorial-pandemic-might-be-making-it-easier-to-consult-with-a-doctor-1.24190099 

U.S. Election – Obama dumps  presidential niceties … lays into Trump … https://www.npr.org/2020/08/20/904082490/4-takeaways-from-night-3-of-the-democratic-national-convention  …

“For close to four years now, he’s shown no interest in putting in the work; no interest in finding common ground; no interest in using the awesome power of his office to help anyone but himself and his friends; no interest in treating the presidency as anything but one more reality show that he can use to get the attention he craves.”

• Watch Kamala Harris accept her nomination for U.S. Vice President … https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/harris-prepares-to-make-history-with-vp-acceptance-speech 
• Is patriotism (and building border-walls) the last refuge of a scoundrel? – U.S. G-Men arrest  Trump’s former propaganda chief – charge him with fraud in Trump-wall-building scheme … https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/bannon-trump-charges-1.5693359
• Wildfire threatens Penticton mayor’s home, thousands of  others … https://www.timescolonist.com/hundreds-evacuated-thousands-more-on-notice-as-wildfire-rages-near-penticton-1.24188695
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  So ugly some call it pornographic

  God-awful mural riles up conflict in Nanaimo … https://www.timescolonist.com/news/local/fantasy-creature-mural-prompts-hundreds-of-opinionated-emails-to-nanaimo-city-hall-1.24189311

• Iowa’s Trumpzi governor pushes dangerous school reopenings, chaos … https://www.apnews.com/319e899fe751d462fe3576c4010fb642  … Will Trump dump Pence pick Governor Kim Reynolds as his VP candidate? 
• 200 Riot/Exhibitionists set fire to Portland County headquarters … https://apnews.com/d640afdd85404f0b7ffde44eb75f9512 
• Los Angeles mayor shuts off the power to HighLife/LowLife C-19 spreading party house … https://www.npr.org/sections/coronavirus-live-updates/2020/08/19/904053260/los-angeles-mayor-shuts-off-power-at-hollywood-hills-house-that-hosted-large-par 
• Trump attacks mail-in voting – mails in his ballot – Democrat VP pick Harris tweets her delight … https://www.npr.org/2020/08/19/903886567/trump-while-attacking-mail-voting-casts-mail-ballot-again  … Practice what you preach or change your speech!!!!
  

  Birds-of-a-feather – Trudeau and Harper

  To avoid C-19 scandal, Trudeau uses tactic that defeated former Prime Minister Harper … calls off questions until late September … https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/liberal-government-trudeau-prorogue-government-1.5690515 

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  Eye-Opener Editor Bob Edwards

  Health bureaucrats leave many C-19 callers waiting on line One-and-One-Half Hours … https://www.tricitynews.com/news/high-demand-for-covid-19-testing-sparks-long-waits-at-help-line-1.24188658 …IT’S BROKE – FIX IT!!!

• Angus Reeed survey: 1-in-5 Canadians “cynically spread” C-19 virus … https://globalnews.ca/news/7281456/canadians-curbing-coronavirus-survey/
• In midst of C-19 – University Professors and Bureaucrats want to fully stock up with dollar-rich international students … https://www.pressreader.com/canada/times-colonist/20200819/281565178129334 

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  One down – One to go

  SilverSpoon boy scandal forces out Tweedle Dum Morneau AntiBayStreet Freeland in as new Finance Minister (soon to be Prime Minister) – Tweedle Dee Trudeau hanging … https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/trudeau-cabinet-finance-minister-1.5690404 … AND … https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/bill-morneau-justin-trudeau-analysis-1.5690253 

• 100+ Spoiled kids party it up in Victoria – spread C-19 virus … https://www.pressreader.com/canada/times-colonist/20200818/281492163683281
• With Trudeau Liberals in their back pocket – Air Canada promotes C-19-spreading travel to U.S. …. https://globalnews.ca/news/7273310/air-canada-us-travel-coronavirus/

• Tory Premier charges doctor with breaking C-19 isolation rules – calls election … https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/new-brunswick/campbellton-doctor-ngola-charge-covid-outbreak-quebec-isolate-1.5657572 
• U.S. House of Representatives meet early – Majority want to block Trump’s Post Office Election Fixing … https://www.npr.org/2020/08/16/903056927/pelosi-calls-back-lawmakers-to-vote-on-postal-service

 

 

• B.C.’s C-19 cases shoot up hundreds of percentage points … https://experience.arcgis.com/experience/a6f23959a8b14bfa989e3cda29297ded … Cartoonist Raeside’s take on B.C. upward curve … https://images.glaciermedia.ca/polopoly_fs/1.24187362.1597576646!/fileImage/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_804/tc-7352-web-raeside-curve-08-15-2020-jpg.jpg … BUT NDP shys away from more restrictions … https://www.timescolonist.com/les-leyne-hike-in-covid-19-cases-is-the-cost-of-doing-business-1.24187036 … AND  https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/analysis-covid-rebound-to-peak-pandemic-levels-1.5687726 … Average age of C-19 deaths is 85 but infections shoot up to March levels … https://www.timescolonist.com/opinion/op-ed/lawrie-mcfarlane-numbers-can-tell-us-a-lot-about-pandemic-1.24187341

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  Eye-Opener Editor Bob Edwards

  B.C. C-19 cases shoot up hundreds of percentage points … https://experience.arcgis.com/experience/a6f23959a8b14bfa989e3cda29297ded … but NDP shy away from more restrictions … https://www.timescolonist.com/les-leyne-hike-in-covid-19-cases-is-the-cost-of-doing-business-1.24187036 … AND  https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/analysis-covid-rebound-to-peak-pandemic-levels-1.5687726 

• Homeless veteran preaches against going soft … https://www.timescolonist.com/news/local/jack-knox-a-street-survivor-s-perspective-1.24187034
• Federal NDP forcing Federal “Liberals” to become real liberals …https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/singh-12-billion-child-care-1.5687639

 

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  John Ware  Alberta/Texas Rancher

  Canada locks U.S. border until Sept 21 … https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/canada-us-border-closure-september-21-1.5686475

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  Lawyer Paddy Nolan

  Trump’s lawyer: Trump will not leave peacefully – headed for jail after he leaves office … https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/cohen-trump-disloyal-book-1.5686187 

• B.C.’s Health Minister Dix talks tough about weekend parties … https://www.therecord.com/ts/news/canada/2020/08/13/bc-health-minister-issues-warning-for-those-planning-on-holding-weekend-events.html 
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  Bartender Set-Em-Up Joe

  Toronto restaurants abolish tipping – charge 18% “Hospitality Fee” … https://www.cp24.com/news/as-economy-recovers-some-toronto-restaurants-commit-to-end-tipping-1.5063014 

• Listen to this CBC Podcast:  Does poor hearing interfere with your performance? Cause Dementia? … https://cbc.mc.tritondigital.com/CBC_CURRENT_P/media/current-Q1bD6bO1-20200813.mp3
• China  cuts off Canadian canola – then buys under the table … https://www.cbc.ca/player/play/1775641667643 

 

 

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  The hold-up of the ballot

  To stop November Election, Trump holds up U.S. Mail – and admits it … https://www.npr.org/2020/08/13/902109991/trump-admits-to-opposing-funding-for-postal-service-to-block-more-voting-by-mail 

• Trump brokers Israeli/Arab peace deal … https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/israel-uae-reach-historic-deal-diplomatic-relations-1.5684905 
• School bus  students – maybe everyone – must wear masks in Manitoba … https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/manitoba-covid-19-schools-update-1.5684853
• As C-19 surges – B.C. hires 500 – almost 100% more – C-19 Tracers – many retired health care workers … https://www.timescolonist.com/opinion/columnists/les-leyne-mass-hiring-of-contact-tracers-suggests-b-c-is-bracing-for-covid-19-surge-1.24185641
• From the ranks of heavy-hitting, well-connected, Toronto-based, rich consultants and sellers – Deloitte, IBM etc., Trudeau/Morneau Liberals plan to appoint contractor to run gun buy-backs … https://globalnews.ca/news/7270322/feds-gun-buyback-program-consultants/ … can’t Canada do this on its own? Another Trudeau scandal in the making? 

 

• The South will fall again!!! – Redneck Sheriff Billy Woods in C-19 plagued Florida – 43 of his staff and 200 of his prisoners have contracted C-19 –  orders staff not to wear masks … https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/liberal-government-pandemic-spending-we-charity-1.5683173 Racist Conspiracy Theorist wins Republican Primary in Gerogia … https://www.npr.org/2020/08/12/901628541/qanon-supporter-who-made-bigoted-videos-wins-ga-primary-likely-heading-to-congre 
• Shades of Trump – Putin claims discovery of C-19 vaccine – tests it on daughter – not on himself … https://apnews.com/fcda62ad992db414d65f23b2adb78e44 
• “ All kings (and queens) is mostly rapscallions”, said Huckleberry Finn … How to rid Canada of one of the Queen of England’s Rogue Governesses? … https://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/politics/who-can-dismiss-the-governor-general-a-look-at-protocols-and-possibilities/ar-BB17KUuL
• The Adventures of The Silver Spoon Boys – Tweedle Dee Trudeau proclaims confidence in Tweedle Dum Morneau … https://www.kamloopsthisweek.com/2.2454/canadian-press/business/trudeau-shuts-down-speculation-bill-morneau-to-be-fired-as-finance-minister-1.24184534 … Trudeau’s Employment Minister admits Trudeau and Morneau dropped the ball … https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/liberal-government-pandemic-spending-we-charity-1.5683173 

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  VP Candidate Kamala Harris

  Joe Biden nominates U.S. Senator Kamala Harris – tough – no nonsence – black – prosecutor for Vice President … https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/joe-biden-kamala-harris-us-vice-president-1.5682385 

• B.C. NDP  backs down on early school openings … https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/bc-shifting-phased-in-school-restart-1.5682294 
• Why does Premier Horgan pretend B.C. doesn’t own B.C. Ferries? … https://theprovince.com/news/local-news/feds-to-bail-out-b-c-ferries-but-greens-still-want-it-returned-to-government/wcm/30d6da6d-6d4e-4d7f-a881-97dc716eded0
• Did absent-minded Mayor and  City  Planners forget about bikers running down blind pedestrians in Victoria bike lanes? … https://www.pressreader.com/canada/times-colonist/20200811/281500753605303 Why not make bikes carry horns?
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  “Liberal” Logo

  Yet more “Liberal” corruption? $84 Million Rent-Relief Program goes to Trudeau’s Puppetmistress’s hubby … https://www.theoutlook.ca/rent-relief-program-becomes-new-front-in-fight-between-liberals-opposition-1.24183847 

• B.C. shoots up from 10 new C-19s per day to over 40 … https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/bc-covid-analysis-august-surge-1.5679225 

• 

  B.C.  cases shoot up  400% +

• National Public Radio –  Dentists and doctors – drug pedlars in white coats?  … https://www.npr.org/2020/07/17/887590699/doctors-and-dentists-still-flooding-u-s-with-opioid-prescriptions 
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  Protesters Helter Skelter U.S. flag in Saginaw

  Saginaw Michigan – an American City – like many others – gone Helter Skelter … https://apnews.com/4132d13cc78b22a4cb49527ce4592f2f?utm_source=piano&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=morningwire&pnespid=17FipepGHBaNPS.9nIqMe1hKtA_Xm4xUUAbIsfS

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  Housing for the Homeless

 

• What it’s like living  in homeless housing … https://www.timescolonist.com/news/local/what-it-s-like-inside-greater-victoria-s-supportive-housing-1.24183374

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  The Lady Who’s Known as Lou

  Do Portland Protest Addicts work for Trump? … https://www.pressreader.com/canada/times-colonist/20200808/281672552292272  

• Drug pedlars lace drugs with new deadly poisons … https://www.pressreader.com/canada/times-colonist/20200808/281479278763952 
• Trudeau Liberals do nothing as WestJet won’t join the fight against C-19 virus … https://www.timescolonist.com/news/local/covid-19-case-linked-to-westjet-flight-out-of-victoria-1.24182908 
  

  The Queen of England’s  Governor- General of Canada

• “ All kings (and queens) is mostly rapscallions”, said Huckleberry Finn … Did Queen of Canada’s governor bully staff paid by Canadian taxpayers … https://www.timescolonist.com/opinion/letters/editorial-amid-accusations-assessing-the-role-of-a-governor-general-1.24183283 … AND … Deputy Prime Minister wants Governor’s spending questioned … https://globalnews.ca/news/7258407/freeland-rideau-hall-renos/  … AND …  Former King of Spain disappears … https://hosted.ap.org/TPGIMAGES/article/1f072b41e52141840bf407d2817f8df9/wheres-juan-carlos-spain-mulls-former-monarchs-future
• Victoria jobless soar to over 11% … https://www.pressreader.com/canada/times-colonist/20200808/281702617063344 Walmart makes customers wear masks … https://www.nsnews.com/covid-19/walmart-to-requ

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• ire-masks-at-stores-starting-next-week-1.24182487  … It’s time for the B.C. NDP to follow suit!!!
• Embittered by Trump propaganda and  protective masks, Trumpzis rough up Landgford, B.C. restaurant … https://www.timescolonist.com/news/local/premier-slams-rude-langford-restaurant-patrons-as-idiots-1.24182417 
• City Planners muddle up Victoria’s  Richardson Street with Helps bike lane scheme … https://www.pressreader.com/canada/times-colonist/20200807/281552293206087  AND … https://www.timescolonist.com/opinion/op-ed/comment-richardson-street-works-don-t-install-bike-lanes-1.24182587 

• Trudeau Liberals help pot companies “to fight C-19”??? … h
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• ttps://www.theoutlook.ca/news/cannabis-news/pot-companies-struggling-during-the-pandemic-get-fees-extension-from-feds-1.24181535 
• Canadian Airlines – the Trudeau Liberals in their back pocket – fight C-19 by lobbying – going AWOL … https://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2020/08/05/feds-look-to-finalize-deal-with-airlines-amid-contact-tracing-concerns.html 
• B.C. Appeal Court bans the M-word – “midwife” … https://www.timescolonist.com/news/local/appeal-court-orders-victoria-woman-to-stop-calling-herself-a-death-midwife-1.24181845
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  Before and after the blast

  Lebanon’s corrupt Establishment blows up Beirut … https://apnews.com/4475998de078a93bbe91b7ac9d43ada2 … image @ https://storage.googleapis.com/afs-prod/media/8e48ec9a022846fc82ffb093e08318a7/800.jpeg  

  Victoria Mayor Helps wants to ration homeless housing –

  

  Mayor Helps

  one-year residents only need apply … https://www.timescolonist.com/news/local/victoria-mayor-eyes-residency-requirement-for-supported-housing-1.24181120  … How???

• “ All kings is mostly rapscallions”, said Huckleberry Finn … Former King of Spain disappears … https://hosted.ap.org/TPGIMAGES/article/1f072b41e52141840bf407d2817f8df9/wheres-juan-carlos-spain-mulls-former-monarchs-future 

Victoria Times Colonist photographs – see the TC photo  by clicking on the teeny image at left – frontpages, publishes,  lauds Alberta tourists not wearing masks … https://www.timescolonist.com/news/local/tourists-albeit-fewer-due-to-pandemic-find-capital-remains-a-place-of-enchantment-1.24180620 … Political Scientist declares masks absolutely necessary … ttps://www.timescolonist.com/opinion/letters/letters-aug-6-mask-mandate-now-not-later-ac-not-necessary-1.24181844 … the TC moto: “boosters for business”? 

• No-Good-Nick sets syringe trap in Victoria’s Beacon Hill Park … https://vancouversun.com/news/local-news/uncapped-syringe-found-tied-to-victoria-staircase-rail-placed-to-harm-police-say 
• The U.S.
  

  Any friend in a storm!!!

   

• Electoral College – not the Popular Vote – makes or breaks a Presidential Candidate – NPR survey shows Joe Biden would likely get 297 Electroal Votes … Donald Trump only 170 … https://www.npr.org/2020/08/03/897202359/2020-electoral-map-ratings-trump-slides-biden-advantage-expands-over-270-votes 
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The Printer’s Devil